About 9/11

I Ignorancia:

Peter Griffin: Brian, are you suggesting that 9/11 didn't change everything?
Brian: What? No, I was just...

Peter Griffin: Because 9/11 changed everything, Brian. 9/11 changed everything.
Brian: Peter, you didn't even know what 9/11 was until 2004.

II Justificación:

Peter Griffin: Ground Zero. So this is where the first guy got AIDS.
Brian: Peter, this is the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
Peter: Oh, so Saddam Hussein did this?
Brian: No.
Peter: The Iraqi army?
Brian: No.
Peter: Some guys from Iraq?
Brian: No.
Peter: That one lady who visited Iraq that one time?
Brian: No. Peter, Iraq had nothing to do with this. It was a bunch of Saudi Arabians, Lebanese, and Egyptians financed by a Saudi Arabian guy living in Afghanistan and sheltered by Pakistanis.
Peter: So...you're saying we need to invade Iran?

Stewie Griffin: But where do we find uranium in WWII Europe?
Brian Griffin: There's only one place, at the top secret atomic research facility... in Berlin.
Stewie Griffin: Wait a minute, Germany's building Weapons of Mass Destruction? Well, why doesn't America go in there and kick their asses?
Brian Griffin: I don't know. Maybe because they don't have any oil?
Stewie Griffin: oh clap clap clap clap clap!

III Miedo:

Person in the audience: Mrs. Griffin, what do you plan to do about crime in our city?
Lois Griffin: A lot.

Person in the audience: She's got my vote.
Lois Griffin: Because that's what Jesus wants.
[After the audience cheers]

Lois Griffin: 9/11 was bad.
Person in the audience: I agree with that.
Lois Griffin: God, I can't believe how easy this is.
Person in the audience: Mrs. Griffin, what are your plans for cleaning up our environment?
Lois Griffin: 9/11.
Person in the audience: Mrs. Griffin, what about our traffic problem?
Lois Griffin: Nine... Eleven.

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